Posts Tagged ‘wine’

Stress, my favourite T-Shirts & a passion for cards….

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

Some thoughts from me…. and a lot of them I wear with pride on my favourite T-Shirts! I also have a cupboard dedicated to cards. Any excuse to send one!!!

In Times Of Stress:

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change

The courage to change things I cannot accept

And the wisdom to hid the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.

Also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,

As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always to give 100%

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday &

5% on Friday

and because I need it – an extra 100% on Saturday…..

And help me to remember ….

When I am having a bad day, and it seems that people are trying to wind me up…

That it takes 42 muscles to frown….

And only 28 to smile.

:)

Therapy is expensive, bubble wrap is cheap.

You choose.

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I’m not totally useless, I can be used as a bad example!

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Built for comfort, not for speed.

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333 – Half Evil

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How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say……

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

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You should live every day like it’s your last, because one day you’re gonna be right. (Ray Charles)

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If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

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True friends leave footprints in your heart.

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Happiness?

A good wine, a good meal and a good woman.

Or a bad woman.

It depends how much happiness you can handle. (George Burns)

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I’d like mornings a bit better

If they started a bit later.

(I am sure that there are one or two of my pals who would know that is just right for me!)

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I meditate, I chant, I do yoga…..

and I still want to smack someone.

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One of my special occasion and the most commented on t-shirt that I was given:

Women who behave never make history!

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Not only do I have these, I was given the t-shirt too! :)

Weapons of mass distraction.

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On the same vein:

Talk to my face, my tits can’t hear you.

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I always cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

(My buddies know that that is VERY true!)

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Age?

Why on earth would we lie about that?

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The best way to relieve stress?

Share it with others.

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We should have  a profound respect for old age.

Especially when it’s bottled.

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(….. and for my favourite-right-now t-shirt ….)

We all have to have a belief.

I believe I’ll have another glass of wine.

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And a last thought for this evening:

I tell you, we are here on earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

>>>> off for a glass of wine>>>>

To be or not to be….

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I have just been given a kick up the whatsit for not putting in quality blogging time on here.  So, anyway – to be a Geekette, or not be a Geekette?  That is  the question.  I posed that to the person who has ‘made me do it’ dragging me closer and closer to the 21st Century! I was promptly told that I definitely needed Geekette status…. due to a variety of things:- I am on Facebook… so what – isn’t the rest of the world on Facebook too?? Twitter holds a certain something – not sure I have worked out what that ‘something’ is, but it’s really interesting when you see it used properly!  I am on Bebo, but have to confess that I have lost interest in that, and I couldn’t honestly remember my sign in details! I blog (fairly) regularly on our business website… but still don’t see myself as being a ‘geek’….. Then it was pointed out that I have a work PC (dur), a PC at home… aye…. a laptop, a BlackBerry (it’s red, and sexy – how can a phone be sexy?). Does having a really serious sound system in your house and bass speakers in your car count in the Geekdom stakes?

My BlackBerry does have a bit of a history.  I was gifted my ‘first’ one. Red. I was told that I would not be in the remotest bitty interested in returning to a Nokia….. ever, and that it would take a week to convert me.  Yup. Spot on.  Then I poured a glass of wine over it.  Also red. Let me tell you, that was not very intelligent. That’s what can happen when you go and visit Mum after work you get out of control of your hands! (I do find it very hard to not involve my hands when talking)…. so the combination of wine and gesticulating cost me a phone. oops. It still worked a bitty – it just made me learn how to use it without the use of the scroll button ….. did I go back to to my Nokia? Nope. I spent two weeks mastering the art of stripping down the BlackBerry cleaning the sticky red wine mess off of it and drying it on a radiator.  I had only had it about two weeks when I drowned it. It very nearly broke my heart, especially when I found out they had stopped making the Red Pearl….. Never fear, one was found….. I am ever so slightly more careful with this one, that’s for sure! I do have to keep it clear of my Mum though…. she is of the generation that wants to ram a phone where the sun don’t shine if they are used in company – the alternative place would be ‘ploooof’ into a glass of wine/bucket of water. Been there. Done that.  I am wary around Mum!

I do remember going on a ‘Computing for the terrified’ course all of a dozen years ago. The person who taught the group of petrified adults was pretty patient. I was a bitty stunned when last year, she asked me for some ‘advice’ and a copy of some work I had done…. I do now know some really cool and nifty keyboard shortcuts and don’t use my mouse as often as I did.  Still don’t think my Geekette status is anything to do with my computer skills…..

So here is a social networking question…. Should there be an age restriction to the likes of Facebook? I had a friend (who will remain anonymous) contact me recently who has more than double the friends on FB that I have….. who said, “Shhhhh. Don’t tell Mum”. Ok. Secret’s safe with me!

Enjoy reader. Night. :0)